VARIK

Laughs. Well, I never thought this anniversary would include me doing a comedy bit. First thought, I certainly don't want to hurt anyone's feelings just for the sake of a few jokes. As for the rapier wit and biting satire which may or may not be on display, I go to great lengths to conceal certain traits of mine, but I suppose I'll be revealing my true inner self for all and for all time. The saving grace, I suppose, I do promise faithfully to attempt to insult everyone equally. Second thought, if by some remote chance that I may not be funny, I'm paying five Lindens each for laughs and everyone will be checked for rotten fruit at the door, especially tomatos.